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The Nanny Piggins Guide to Conquering Christmas

The Nanny Piggins Guide to Conquering Christmas

Author: R. A. Spratt
Publisher: Random House Australia
ISBN: 0857980920
Pages: 179
Year: 2013
Watch out Santa, Nanny Piggins is coming to town this Christmas! This is not a survival guide to Christmas. This is a guide to conquering the Yuletide season! That's right, it is time to take a stand u don't suffer through another year of brussels sprouts, gift-wrapped socks and slobbery kisses from great aunts who forget to put their teeth in. Take control of your Christmas and put the happy back in your holiday, using the handy hints, games and inspiring stories within this book.
Nanny Piggins and the Wicked Plan

Nanny Piggins and the Wicked Plan

Author: R. A. Spratt
Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
ISBN: 0316201901
Pages: 304
Year: 2012-07-10
The world's most fabulous nanny pig is back in this side-splitting sequel to The Adventures of Nanny Piggins! When Mr. Green announces his diabolical plan-he has decided to get married-his children are horrified. Because if he finds a wife, he'll get fire their beloved nanny. Breakfast without chocolate? Never! Someone must stop him, and Nanny Piggins is just the pig to do it! R.A. Spratt's delightfully funny follow-up to her award-winning debut is chock-full of surprising adventures for the feisty Nanny Piggins and the adorable children, from being blasted out of a cannon with an arrogant armadillo to dueling a Gypsy Queen over a pit of fire. Dan Santat is back again with his quirky and wonderfully charming illustrations that capture the fun and high-flying spirit of these hilarious stories.
The Adventures of Nanny Piggins

The Adventures of Nanny Piggins

Author: R. A. Spratt
Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
ISBN: 0316230987
Pages: 272
Year: 2012-10-02
Mary Poppins meets Babe in this hilarious novel about three children under the watch of their wonderfully quirky nanny, who happens to be a pig! Yes, a pig. A fabulously sassy and impeccably dressed pig as a matter of fact! With her insatiable urge to eat chocolate (and feed chocolate to everyone she loves), her high-flying spirit, and her unending sense of fun, Nanny Piggins takes Derrick, Samantha, and Michael on a year of surprises, yummy treats, and adventures they'll never forget. Paired with Dan Santat's charming illustrations, comedian and children's TV writer R.A. Spratt's wildly funny debut novel will have adults and kids alike laughing and rooting for the feisty porcine nanny and her three lovable human charges.
Nanny Piggins and the Race to Power 8

Nanny Piggins and the Race to Power 8

Author: R. A. Spratt
Publisher: Random House Australia
ISBN: 1742755003
Pages: 304
Year: 2013-03-19
A vote for Piggins is a vote for cake! In this riveting eighth instalment of Nanny Piggins' adventures, she sets out to thwart Mr Green's political ambitions by running for mayor herself. Her mission - to proudly fight for Liberty, Equality and Cake! Is democracy safe? Probably not. Will Nanny Piggins give everyone in the electorate diabetes from too much cake? Most likely. And along the way tremendous adventure abounds. Taking part in a diabolical fun run, being trapped in a sabotaged lift, faking seismic activity, safeguarding the local vacant lot and beating the world pole vault record is just the beginning.
Nanny Piggins and the Runaway Lion

Nanny Piggins and the Runaway Lion

Author: R. A. Spratt
Publisher: Random House Australia
ISBN: 1742753671
Pages: 271
Year: 2012
"A curly tale of revenge, rescue and jam-filled doughnuts.With a runaway lion loose in the neighbourhood, Derrick, Samantha and Michael feel scared. Nanny Piggins feels like a slice of cake. And Boris feels like that lion looks strangely familiar. In this third action-packed book of adventures, Nanny Piggins tames a lion and a lion tamer. She revolutionises the sport of ski jumping, introduces hot-pink leotards to the local Neighbourhood Watch, demonstrates trapeze skills on a moving bus, plays badminton with a wok and teaches Shakespeare a thing or two about how to write a play. All while thwarting Mr Green's attempt to send her favourite children to Nicaragua (she does find it wearisome having to put him in his place constantly). And yet, somehow, she still finds time to bake lots and lots of cake."
Nanny Piggins and the Rival Ringmaster

Nanny Piggins and the Rival Ringmaster

Author: R. A. Spratt
Publisher: Random House Australia
ISBN: 1742753787
Pages: 288
Year: 2012
In book five of the inimitable Nanny Piggins' adventures, the porcine nanny discovers some startling truths about the ruthless Ringmaster, provides counselling to a Moldovan princess with pre-wedding jitters, almost wins a Nobel Prize and catches up with her 4500 kilogram friend, Esmeralda the forgetful elephant.
No Rules: A Friday Barnes Mystery

No Rules: A Friday Barnes Mystery

Author: R. A. Spratt
Publisher: Roaring Brook Press
ISBN: 162672640X
Pages: 272
Year: 2017-08-01
“A must-have series for middle-grade readers.” —Booklist No Rules, the fourth book of R.A. Spratt's hilarious Friday Barnes Mystery series, brings even more trouble for this genius girl detective. Friday Barnes has been deported to Switzerland . . . but we need her back! With their go-to detective gone, Highcrest Academy has descended into chaos. Someone's fired all the teachers as an epic prank, and suspicion falls on Ian Wainscott, Friday's nemesis (who's also desperately in love with her). There's also the problem of the new vice principal and his questionable behavior. It's hard to take someone seriously when he's wearing tie-dyed shirts, right? Can Friday prove Ian's innocence, find the prankster, and save her school? If it involves running, then probably not, but otherwise . . . Friday's on the case!
Nanny Piggins and the Pursuit of Justice

Nanny Piggins and the Pursuit of Justice

Author: R. A. Spratt
Publisher: Random House Australia
ISBN: 1864718161
Pages: 288
Year: 2012
"Justice served with extra chocolate sauce.Nanny Piggins gets in trouble with the law after some illicit tight rope walking, and is sentenced to 5000 hours community service. But she isn't the type of pig to take her punishment lying down, not when there are old people to rescue, pirates to impersonate and a great big bus to borrow."
Nanny Piggins and the Accidental Blast-off

Nanny Piggins and the Accidental Blast-off

Author: R. A. Spratt
Publisher: Random House Australia
ISBN: 174275368X
Pages: 272
Year: 2015-09
Derrick, Samantha and Michael chould be in school. Instead they find themselves in NASA's space shuttle, which Nanny Piggins manages to blast into outer space. In this thrilling fourth instalment of her adventures, Nanny Piggins wrestles a crocodile, bungy jumps using the elastic from Mr Green's underpants, and rescues her brother Boris from an onslaught of professional wrestlers.
Friday Barnes 8: Never Fear

Friday Barnes 8: Never Fear

Author: R.A. Spratt
Publisher: Random House Australia
ISBN: 0143784218
Pages: 256
Year: 2018-01-02
Friday's time at Highcrest is running out! The new headmaster is turning everything upside down. Friday's irritatingly high IQ has her fast-tracked to graduation, while a pair of incriminating pants puts Ian on the rocky road to expulsion. When a rumour emerges of embezzled gold stashed on the school grounds, Friday is determined to uncover the truth. But some big questions remain: Can she stay out of detention long enough to solve the mystery? How will Melanie survive without Friday to tell her what class she's in? And will Friday ever get that first kiss with Ian? With implosions and explosions everywhere, Friday Barnes will have to use her head and get a grip on her beating heart in order to find the gold that lies within.
Big Trouble: A Friday Barnes Mystery

Big Trouble: A Friday Barnes Mystery

Author: R. A. Spratt
Publisher: Macmillan
ISBN: 162672637X
Pages: 288
Year: 2017-01-17
More mysteries abound in Book 3 of this middle-grade series about a genius girl detective who solves crimes at her boarding school.
Nanny Piggins and the Daring Rescue 7

Nanny Piggins and the Daring Rescue 7

Author: R. A. Spratt
Publisher: Random House Australia
ISBN: 1742754988
Pages: 288
Year: 2012-09-03
Never fear, Nanny Piggins is here! When Mr Green rings from a tropical island, begging to be rescued, Nanny Piggins first instinct is to say no. However, a principle is at stake. No-one kidnaps her employer - at least not without written permission from her. So Nanny Piggins sets out to save the hapless tax lawyer, and to do so she must first dabble in a spot of bungy jumping, deceive immigration officials wearing a fake moustache and seduce the President with her most powerful weapon - the dance of the seven cakes.
The Peski Kids 1: The Mystery of the Squashed Cockroach

The Peski Kids 1: The Mystery of the Squashed Cockroach

Author: R.A. Spratt
Publisher: Penguin UK
ISBN: 1743773358
Pages: 288
Year: 2018-07-30
Life is hard enough without having to spend time with your siblings. But there is no other way for Joe, Fin and April Peski to solve the mystery of the cockroach catastrophes that is rocking their new home town of Currawong. Along with Loretta, their stunningly beautiful yet sociopathic next-door neighbour, and Pumpkin, the world's worst trained dog, they set out to catch the culprit. Together they are The Peski Kids.
Friday Barnes 5: The Plot Thickens

Friday Barnes 5: The Plot Thickens

Author: R.A. Spratt
Publisher: Random House Australia
ISBN: 0857989936
Pages: 256
Year: 2016-08-01
"Friday Barnes is being attacked on all fronts! When Friday Barnes gets involved in her frenemy Ian Wainscott's family dispute, it appears her knack for uncovering the truth may ruin their friendship once and for all. Highcrest Academy is no longer a fun place to be. Ian has declared war on Friday and she is thinking of leaving . . . for good. Meanwhile, there's two new teachers to contend with u a celebrity artist whose intentions are somewhat unclear, and an over-enthusiastic PE teacher on a fitness crusade. Between them and Ian, it's going to be one dangerous term. Can Friday repair her friendship with Ian, restore her perfect schoolulife balance and work out who is committing the blatant acts of vandalism around Highcrest? No one said high school would be easy!"
Darcy Swipes Left

Darcy Swipes Left

Author: Jane Austen, Courtney Carbone
Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers
ISBN: 1101940530
Pages: 128
Year: 2016-09-27
Pride and Prejudice, one of the greatest love stories ever told . . . in texts?! Imagine: What if Lizzy Bennet and Mr. Darcy had smartphones and dated IRL (in real life)? A classic is reborn in this clever adaptation of Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice! A truth universally acknowledged: a rich guy must want a wife. A terrible first impression. A couple that’s meant to be . . . if they can just get over themselves. #hatersgonnadate Don’t miss: Lydia taking selfies with soldiers, Mrs. Bennet’s humble-brag status updates, Lizzy texting from her long walks, and Darcy swiping left on a dance card app. tl;dr Jane Austen’s most famous novel told through its characters texting with emojis, posting photos, checking in at locations, and updating their relationship statuses. The perfect gift for any teen (or any reader with a sense of humor)! A glossary and cast of characters are included for those who need it. For example: tl;dr means too long; didn’t read. From the Hardcover edition.